issue 33 - june 1997

I'd pay more for the Tory Party, comrade...

E D I T O R I A L

You know the food's bad when the cooks bring packed lunches.

C O N T E N T S

This month we unveil:

the Pravda Guide to the Common Campus: still bloody carrying on. Still.

Unversity News - a new Hall of Decadence to open at Rending!

Five good reasons why you shouldn't drink Coke

New Column! (Ad)vice from the Vice Charmseller: he knows about vice.

Music News - Could the Order of Silence be poised for success?

Pravda on the Underground aka Poetry on the Internet

Alphabert

The Misadventures of Dorothea Psymthe, Pensioner Extraordinary - further trauma for the octogenarian rebel. But this time she's battling at the moral frontier.

Mobile phones: a real pain in the backslide

Letters spell doom.