Letters to the Editor

Herman T. Kurger's Right Mouldy Henchman, aged 7 and a half, writes

Yeah, right. You stole it. We know about you. Your so-called mate told us everything. You're nicked.

BTW, read some of your stories about the Rending staircase and the Slice Girls. Bloody marvellous! Was splitting my sides laughing in the labs. where I work - everyone was complaining that I was making the most unholy mess everywhere, but they were just soooo funny! Thank you for inadvertantly brightening up my day! - TTFN

Result! I knew there was a reason for the whole thing. I'm all misty-eyed with happiness and warm with contentment. Right, now where did I put my hacksaw? - Ed.

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