This slim volume contains all the secrets of that difficult art, cookery for the plastic masses, with a natty foldaway road atlas and a guide to rural Beurkshire (home to Pravda HQ and Windsock Castle amongst other shady organisations) thrown in free.
The guide actually covers all the meals you're likely to be asked to prepare, but it's disguised as a guide to salmon cookery so that your good intentions go unnoticed.
Also available with recylcled aluminium space-puce finish: this comes as standard with the self-assembling version.
This brief guide will guide and brief the user into the arcane and post-industrial applications of pink fish. Comprehensive tables show exactly what you could achieve with just a spatula and a little wishful thinking. And nobody need know about the recipe for rat supreme on page 17, the guide to cooking with dogfood on page 83, or the comprehensive chart listing 101 uses for a human carcass you found lying in the gutter on page 36.
Pravda Supreme Canteen:
Salmon on Toast.
102pp, 9 illustrations. Free cauldron inside back cover.
13.99
Pravda Impressions, Blackhead Lane, Rending, Beurks.
phone 01734 456 8976 and nobody will answer.
