What it is A recipe for Pulped and Squirted Diptheria vaccines. Advice I'd recommend that you take out comprehensive medical insurance before attempting to pulp the vaccines, although it's safe to squirt them on the NHS. The most important thing to remember in pulping the vaccines in that if they squirt you in the eye, you're not allowed to get them back. This is a bit of a pain, but with practice you can judge when it's best to look away.

Method Firstly, take the packet of diptheria vaccines (did I mention you need a packet of diptheria vaccines? Good.) Empty the box. Spread the vaccines on the floor (on a newspaper to protect the pattern) and stamp on them. That's the pulping over. Next, after cleaning the newspaper carefully to remove the ink, take the empty canisters or ampoules, and sachet them lightly with a hot wet teaspoon. This requires care. Drop the three lugs Eat the dry toast Fill a syringe with the droplets of vaccine dripping from the ceiling Squirt. The dish serves four, but the embers will glow for several days after.