This issue: further discussion of the merits of Pravda.
Regarding Pravda itself...
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I have had a gander. But it wasn't house-trained so I left it in the
garden and went to see Pravda. I have also been indicting others to its
use.-T.D.
Is this legal? And what about the goose? The whole question of Pravda evangelism is discussed more fully elsewhere in the issue- Ed
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"Pravda- perfection in disguise" damn perfect disguise.-P.H.
Regarding our sensational journalism:
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We suffer extensively from nuclear cheesecakes in the staff canteen at
M-gn-x Electric. We find the best way to deal with them is to attack them
with lead spoons whilst concealed behind fourteen foot wide concrete walls
in specially constructed tanks of water. Indeed, all staff are expected
to
carry fourteen foot wide concrete walls on their persons at all times to
deal with unexpected nuclear cheesecake hazards. -S.J.
In issue 29 we exclusively revealed that nuclear cheesecakes had not only been manufactured but sold in the UK. This shocking truth has now been substantiated by those in the industry, to their credit. Long may their hair grow greener -Ed.
More insightful, delightful, or downright spiteful letters in the next issue - if you write in.
