(in which Kiwi gets her oats)
I wance saw a pineapple at the bottonm of the garden. It shone in the
mornig light and was beautifully irradient. I wen 2 get a crusher for
the pineapple but wen I come back the napple was gone.
I got mi farther 2 come an C where it wos that the napple had gon but
the trak was cold and the trail of juice led only to a small hol in the
erth. Dad sed it was a radit hol but I thot it was a hamster hol.
I sat an waited all nite but not a hamster did I C. Nearin dawn I saw a
culin whisp of smoke ccommin from the grownd. Thre were little sqweeky
cheers and sounds of redjoysing all around. I felt sleepy and fell
asleep.
I woke up in the grass an was wet all over from due. The hol was damp
and ther were footprints of hamspers all aroun mi.wen I sat up I saw the
husk of a pineapple fall from mi pokett. The husk was warm an smelt of
fire.
I went hom an gave the husk to mi dad who sed good gurl kiwi yove
skalped yor firs pineapple. I didn tell im that it wernt mi but I kept
the husk nyway.
