Letters to the Editor

Confessions and repression in the mail-opening session:

On the tricky subject of Doiana, Princess of Whales:

I have always fancied the Princess of Wales, I feel I can quite happily say that now. I mean, you can't get more my type, really. Stunningly beautiful, big blue eyes and totally fucked up in the head.

Air Vice-Marshall Sir Dr Mr T "Kipper" Driller, VC and Barbeque

    It's the thought that counts.

poo

S.P.D.

    So, trying to shock us are you? Well, get a load of this:

    Gnaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh! Gnash! Gnash!

    There. Bet that scared you. Heh heh heh.

the Editor

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