Letters to the editor

Happily there weren't many this month which is good news for those who feel that emailis an overexploited medium which needs careful preservation. Me, I just collect the stamps.

>If you're using a Windows machine or even some
>other computer which is showing two black stripes
>in the background, your 'browser window` is far
>too wide. Use the mouse God gave you to drag the
>right-hand side of the window closer to the left so
>that the extra black line disappears and you'll be
>far better off.

Ah, but how large is the screen God gave us? - R.W.

I have now sorted this problem out by doing absolutely nothing, and believe me that's improved matters considerably - Ed.

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What happened to Sheila, the Czechoslovakian Mountain Elephant which Nathaniel Wagstaffe kept talking about? - I. Matewer