The Editor receives many interesting communications through his meta-mailbox each day. From these he selects the cream of the crop and, testing them constantly for freshness, he brings them to you, the inquiring minds at home/university/hmprison etc.

So here's a selection:

regarding your recent ressurection of pravda - is it worth the nipples it is written on? I don't see how your views about pre/post-nuclear age radish harvests can really make a difference to us yokel pithers. Ladeeo.

Thirdly, Pravda is not written on nipples, It is stamped all over them.
-Ed

the nipple is a tentitive sort,
it roams around the prairy,
it feeds on rodents, small and large,
it's known to be quite hairy,
It far prefers a larger beast
a man, in fact, on which to feast,
it'll catch you if you go off piste
or if you're not so wary.

What happens if you don't want to have a look at the fucking Pravda web page?

I don't know. Presumably you stay away.
-Ed

More constructive, creative, or purely abusive letters in the next issue - if you write in.