Tiny foot-like projections found on caterpillars. They confuse attacking birds into believing that they are in fact about to engage in combat with a medium-sized tennis court.

Pseudopodia are not to be confused with pseudopodiums, which are phoney soap-boxes found in the corridors of government. It has been estimated that by collecting all these soap-boxes together we could heat the homes of all the homeles people in the world.

So by continuous assessment one can analyse and evaluate this fascinating and yet dubious facet of today's society. In passing, one should remember that it's better not to pass but to stop and go in.