on the Cars of Wokingham Road

    Each house has a drive
    And each house has a driver.
    Above all they've got cars
    And that's not all either.

    The cars are as varied
    As stones on a beach
    And most of the houses
    Have six of them each:

    Here's an old Ford
    And there's an old Vauxhall -
    Not surprising as such
    But every last plot's full.

    There's a steamroller under
    A tarpaulin sheet,
    There's a rusty Montego
    Which is nearly complete:

    Count Jaguars sufficient
    To start a game park,
    And Metros and Minis
    That 'just need new sparks.'

    There's a Nissan that's missing
    Its carb and its choke,
    A corroding transmission
    And a bloke with a Moke.

    And along with the bad,
    And along with the good,
    There's a man who collects
    Only red Alfasuds.

    So why are there so many
    Clapped-out old cars
    In gardens, garages,
    In drives and on paths?

    Do the good people
    Of Wokingham Road
    Suspect their new cars
    Might eventually explode

    And that cars which are rusting
    And covered in moss
    Might somehow be summoned
    To counter the loss?