Five reasons not to drink Coke

1. It is an Abbreviation.

2. There is no sugar, and hence no energy, in it.

3. The walls of the can react with chemicals in the coke causing a loss of essential nutrients in the metal.

4. The coke reacts with the walls of the can causing a harmful decrease in the levels of caffeine in the coke.

5. The tin opener leaves sharp edges around the top of the can.

6. It makes your urine taste funny.