the Beast of Pravda

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There are three parts to the Beast of Pravda: Head, Thorax, and Abdomen. The Head contains the essence of the Beast, a selection compiled from the very beast articles from Pravdas 28 to 39. The Thorax showcases some of the serial features which have run throughout: poetry, the guide to the Common Campus, our good friend the Vice Charmseller, and of course the lovely Dorothea Psmythe. The Abdomen is the bit with no eyes and no legs.

The Head

Slice Girls from Pravda 32
Conversation from Pravda 29
Ant'n'Bee from Pravda 23 (pre-internet) Donc Aronson
Elephants from Pravda 31
Music from Pravda 32
Coke from Pravda 33
Bathrooms from Pravda 33
Lost and Found from Pravda 35
Whatever happened to the Mr Men? from Pravda 36 Matt Patterson and co
Truth Without Accuracy from Pravda 36 Tamlan Dipper
The Two Tailors, army style from Pravda 37 Tamlan Dipper and Cohorts
Epic adventures of Maj-Gen Dipper from Pravda 35

The Thorax

Poems

Long-standing readers, please note: the poem 'Uncle Jonny' from Pravda 24 is not being reissued. So there.

Poety from Pravda 30
Poety from Pravda 31
Poety from Pravda 32
Poety from Pravda 33
Poety from Pravda 34
Poety from Pravda 35
Poety from Pravda 36
Poety from Pravda 37